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theclearlydope:

The Rock fanny pack pic is now a gif … thank you Internets.
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The Rock fanny pack pic is now a gif … thank you Internets.

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Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

(Source: kanyeuniversecity)

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After finding out it was Walt who poisoned Brock, Jesse turns a gun on his former lab partner, who wiggles out of the desperate situation by framing Gustavo Fring.One of many examples of Walter lying to, and manipulating Jesse, but there’s more to this scene than just the beginning of the disintegration of their relationship.This stand-off is eerily reminiscent of one of the most famous scenes from Quentin Tarantino’s 1992 film ‘Reservoir Dogs’.A coincidence, you might say, given that Walt, unlike Steve Buscemi here, is unarmed. But what was Buscemi’s character called, again? Mr Pink. And Jesse’s surname? Pinkman.And what character is Harvey Keitel playing? Mr White. Walt’s last name?We’re just putting two and two together here, folks. [x]

After finding out it was Walt who poisoned Brock, Jesse turns a gun on his former lab partner, who wiggles out of the desperate situation by framing Gustavo Fring.
One of many examples of Walter lying to, and manipulating Jesse, but there’s more to this scene than just the beginning of the disintegration of their relationship.
This stand-off is eerily reminiscent of one of the most famous scenes from Quentin Tarantino’s 1992 film ‘Reservoir Dogs’.
A coincidence, you might say, given that Walt, unlike Steve Buscemi here, is unarmed. But what was Buscemi’s character called, again? Mr Pink. And Jesse’s surname? Pinkman.
And what character is Harvey Keitel playing? Mr White. Walt’s last name?
We’re just putting two and two together here, folks. [x]

(Source: jessepinkmanist, via heisenbergchronicles)

2 days ago
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theclearlydope:

Tinnna and Amy … 


Indeed.

theclearlydope:

Tinnna and Amy … 

Indeed.

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2 days ago
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theclearlydope:

Word to ya mother.
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That would have came in handy three months ago.

theclearlydope:

Word to ya mother.

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That would have came in handy three months ago.

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heisenbergchronicles:

Better Call Jimmy: Spotted on I-25 today in the ABQ. That hairpiece is so good, you might not recognize him, but that’s everyone’s fav criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, known in the pre-BrBa timeline as James “Jimmy” McGill. And yup, the phone number works. Give it a ring! (x, y)

heisenbergchronicles:

Better Call Jimmy: Spotted on I-25 today in the ABQ. That hairpiece is so good, you might not recognize him, but that’s everyone’s fav criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, known in the pre-BrBa timeline as James “Jimmy” McGill. And yup, the phone number works. Give it a ring! (x, y)

2 days ago
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